With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Seriphidium Butter
accusatory opening statement
followed by absurd retort
interrupted by a stupid haiku
Haiku Stupid Haiku
sometimes almost good
but usually lacking
shan't quit my day job
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