Saw Palmetto

I caught you reading the Neve Campbell Handbook
written by Emily Smith
you told me it's because you know Emily
and that she only wrote this to get in good with the publisher
and that Emily Smith will someday be a household name

Haiku Household Name
fucking Emily Smith
that's the name of this household
as you predicted

Then I caught you reading the Mila Kunis Handbook
written by Emily Smith
I surprised you by my knowledge of the Kunis
that she was Jill the party girl in Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

Haiku Kunis Knowledge
Kunis Moranis
Moranis on your Kunis
please wash your Kunis

You should curl up with a book. Your household name is Emily Smith!