Monday, March 19, 2012

Nitrogen Flushing (cervix)

they flushed your cervix
with liquid nitrogen
because they are sadists
who hide beneath the flag
of molecular gastronomy
while harming women
with elements
that destroy the reproductive organs
of innocent women

The thyme-infused foam is almost too lemony! You have a hookworm.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Durable Medical Equipment

you are reading a Visual Nutrient
called Durable Medical Equipment
what the hell is wrong with you?
what if you get an unnecessary splint?
or a nebulizer that you'll never use?
you have no common sense
is what your problem is

Use crutches to hit people! Ouch!