Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Iron (rusted)

You borrowed my moth
And drove it better than I ever could have
So now I have to hug you
It's not that I don't understand
I was "resting on my laurels"
Whatever the heck that means
But the basic idea is that my lack of impetus
Gave you the right to co-opt my moth privileges
You are correct
I was too wrapped up in my own moth
To see that I had a real moth
But now I am a moth
And you have crossed the line
Basically driving like a moth

Leave moth people alone. They are not always car moth.

Monday, September 22, 2014

Clam Juice (organic clam)

You showed me your shell collection
They were all clam shells
Which is great
But not impressive
You started to tell me about clam variety
And while I verbally agreed
I mentally thought you were stupid
Now had you introduced the collection
As a clam shell collection
Instead of a shell collection
I would have considered you a genius
But you chose the wrong words
And that is unforgivable

Think about your words. You may be dealing with an asshole!

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Zinc: Redux in Blue

You give me that fish-face
The one where you're mad
And have the face of a fish
Not an exotic or prehistoric fish
But a trout or a bass
A normal fish face
So I respond by taking a bait-stance
The stance I take when I fear your madness
And I become a salmon egg
At the end of a treble hook
And we come together in violence
Your lip, gill, or throat is now pierced
And though you may taste me
You will die before I can become a part of you
And the god that has orchestrated this
Drinks Hamm's and thinks his son might be gay

Fishing for rainbow trout with your son? Brown trout might be the ticket.

Monday, September 08, 2014

Calcium Citrate

Matt Damon brings flowers to Matthew Broderick
Nicholas Cage brings restrictions to Nick Nolte
The pictue hangs crooked
Perhaps the walls are not true
Or maybe things just aren't right
I could give you a parade of celebrities
And cloak the meaning of this nutrient in wordplay
But at the end of the day
We are left with an artwork askew
And a smokescreen of distractions
To hide something so simple and forgiveable

Use wall anchors to protect your drywall. Insurance is a lie.

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Zinc 15mg

You brought me the zinc and the strength was 15 milligrams
I listed the actors I know:
Jack Nicholson
Tom Cruise 
Tom Hanks
Tom Sawyer
Tom Collins
Tom Boy
And then I looked to see if the capsules were gelatin
And they were

Zinc has been proven to cure disease. So why are we so sick?