Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Classic Vertical Eruption (Anti-Growing Bulge Theory)

The scientists couldn't see
That the blocked magma was inflating a water balloon
Inside a birthday cake
For little Johnny
Happy birthday little Johnny

Steve Martin is funny. I am not funny.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Kirkland Drinking Water

real pureness hugged by clear walls
an opaque lid guards against evaporation
and impurities
hired by angry queens and other imperialists
these mercenary armies of impurities
negotiate truces with one another
in order to form a more perfect union
to stand together through troubled times
to offer solace to those with sick or dying parents
and to establish unconditional positive regard
while wearing only thin cotton night-shirts
when pairing John Ritter sandwich kings with
old Madonna look-alikes
we are left with a decimal on both sides of our zero
while the opaque lid does its dance of nothingness
in order to keep the water clean

Drink plenty of water every day. Be prepared for death!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

God Tuchy

God touchy
Lets me let you do what you need to
And that drives Lambert crazy
Please let him go crazy
And that's what makes the water flow
And lets me be the snake
Snake boy letting god touchy go
Fantastic flow
I know oh how I know
So Lambert flexes
And I invite your guests
To your party of parties
And now I pass the test
Giant isms make me plan for the past!

Don't take child talk as serious! Borrow malt liquor now.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Claims Definition

three times in one week
talk spreads at the Salt Flats Bar
could there be tunnels?

desert vapor cloud
off-road vehicles stalling
children with helmets

the news comes in slow
uniformed men on horseback
set perimeters

Try making your own vitamins. Not so easy!