Tuesday, August 23, 2005

N-nitrosoethanolamine (NDELA)

burglar and rapist
eat their meals separately
to get their fair share

wife and her husband
hats tossed into the same ring
with brims not touching

hen and a big cock
scratching at the same dry dirt
and then the pecking

Roller skating is great exercise! People on wheels.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Angelica Sinensis

7R: So why the nutrient lag?
1M: The magic is gone.
7R: So is this it? The end of the line?
1M: Too early to tell.
7R: We demand you continue!
1M: Then so be it.

Quantity over quality! Prepare for nothing!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Starch (Starch)

Starch starch
Trite and starch
And you guessed it!
Starch starch
Mom was drunk
I paid the electric bill
And starch

Strong language brings with it danger. You guessed it.

Saturday, August 06, 2005


They find Krab passed out in the shed
With a wad of those overpriced blue paper towels
Resting dumbly against his unconscious hand
And while it's easy to view this scene as pathetic
They view it as an shining opportunity
To kill him and make it look like an accident
They use a cigarette
And a tipped-over gallon of paint thinner
To take care of the problem they used to laugh with
And sleep with
The flames take care of the problem of individual weakness
Replacing it with the cunning of survival

Set your friends on fire! Set yourself on fire!