Theobromine (Italy Flight Weiners)

we brought the scared Italians into a room
and gave them a choice between rancid osso bucco
and a chibbi chibbi coconut branch
not a one of them knew of the chibbi chibbi
but they chose the chibbi chibbi
thinking they could outsmart the Master

Haiku Master Slaughterer of the Italians
chibbi chibbi bleh
chibbi chibbi chibbi bleh
slaughtered Italians!

Use your Italians wisely. They're like chess pieces, but they bleed when cut.