Visual Nutrients

With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Inositol

you brought a lot of clothes
for an overnight stay
and a chair
you brought a chair

there is no room
in my medicine cabinet
for your medicine
that is a lot of medicine

you say inositol
but to me you are merely well dressed
and improperly medicated
with a place to sit wherever you go

Dating is for stooges! Use your 3M lint roller as a weapon!