it was not a miracle when Jared lifted the vase with his mind
an act of god had not occurred when Limpet created life from a delicious flan
the devil had not ascended to the earthly plane when Cassandra dissolved on the Metrolink to Norwalk
the culprit was manganese
the can-do nutrient from the Northern Midwest
so when your Ford Focus begins speaking in tongues
and your wife's brown sweater becomes a portal to UDFy-38135539
just blame the manganese
and have yourself a cup of hot tea
You enjoy reading People Magazine! No more can you judge others!
No comments:
Post a Comment