a bottle containing all the sexual energy in the world was opened and poured into a polluted stream in Terrell, Texas
the first victims were the amphibians
seductive salamanders cavorted with freaky frogs
ectothermia had to step aside as evolution stuck to the grind
six months later the stream was cleaned and the sexual energy was once again bottled
and a small group of salamanders began walking on their hind legs
No real need to mention Kevin Costner's bar tab or his thing with the frozen yogurt girl!
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