manslaughter filled the igloo
with terror wine
purchased from Zach's Lowdown Market
because at Zach's, the customer comes back
one would like to believe that a strong man
would reek of confidence
the kind of confidence on special this week at Zach's Lowdown Market
because at Zach's, the customer comes back
evidence from the lab had melted
and was refrozen into cubes
and served to the funny man
whose laughter warmed our hearts
this far up north
it behooves you to keep moving forward
unless you are going to Zach's Lowdown Market
because at Zach's, the customer comes back
Kids need vitamins. Give pills to children!
The agent says it's good news, but Ice isn't so sure.
ReplyDeleteHe isn't sure he's ready to work "white"...
or do a movie with full anal nudity.
Jenifer Anustown's on board he says.
"She wants to do a project with you."
(Read: she's languishing in Browntown and
wants to be seen cavorting with shirtless blacks. Brad Shitt, Hollywood's most beloved racist--ever since the passing of Marlon Hambone, c.1999--along with all his fans, is sure to get the message.)
He warms when he can visualize the marquee.
Pube Anustown
Destination: Browntown
Now he's got his feet up, eagerly thinking of his costar. She's got the most burnished, most exfoliated assholes in the business. She's famous for 'em.
His agent continues talking, but Ice is lost in his private, unrestrained merrymaking. Until the following sentence:
"I hear she uses extreme unction when she exfoliates."
"Sign me up."