Monday, April 14, 2014

Ethanol (transfused twins mix)

Transfused Twins Cooperative initiates
like a frat or a soror
between eight people
they were 1132 lbs.
the particular batch of sauce
overwhelmed their combined weights
causing two to convulse
and lose respiratory control
their epigloti in spasm
but the bond amongst the survivors solidified
the parents would sue the college
the survivors blaming youth
the Devil chuckling about another win
and bed control in Heaven making room
for some fresh new recruits
the survivors having the awful job
of finishing out their lives

Drink yourself to death! Heaven's got open beds!

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