L-Theanine

I was wearing my macho outfit from Big 5

And you had on those tasty cut-offs

We could have gone hiking but we did not

We could have made love

Right then and there

But we did not

Instead we got to killing

Killing those who'd wronged us

You used my dead dad's fillet knife

On Oscar Latte and his wife

I burned a car full of teenage girls

And then I eviscerated Uncle Earl

Then the night was over and we were covered in blood

But Dr. Bronner's soap erased the sinful crud

It was only in those times that I felt alive

In my macho outfit from Big 5

Your dead relatives have fishing gear. Go catch a pike, you stupid fucks!