I was wearing my macho outfit from Big 5
And you had on those tasty cut-offs
We could have gone hiking but we did not
We could have made love
Right then and there
But we did not
Instead we got to killing
Killing those who'd wronged us
You used my dead dad's fillet knife
On Oscar Latte and his wife
I burned a car full of teenage girls
And then I eviscerated Uncle Earl
Then the night was over and we were covered in blood
But Dr. Bronner's soap erased the sinful crud
It was only in those times that I felt alive
In my macho outfit from Big 5
Your dead relatives have fishing gear. Go catch a pike, you stupid fucks!