With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Taipoxin
do not thank me now
for giving you nutrients
through your hungry eyes
for I have no choice
my team of smart scientists
help me to do this
look at your screen now
and have your tiny moment
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