Monday, October 25, 2004

Facial Hair (true story of found ethnicity)

I've decided to grow out my facial hair in order to gain understanding of peoples with hairier faces. My wife thinks it's a bad idea and has considered a ban on kissing and other face-related contact. I will not be deterred, however, even by threats of withheld affection! I know that this hair will open new windows of perspective for me. I long to be considered one of the hairy-faced people. I look forward to the receipt of a knowing look from a fellow hfp.

Did I mention that Visual Nutrients is dead? Can you see my facial hair?

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