Thursday, November 13, 2014

Lingua Yeast (infected language)

I hate you
But I will not set fire to your house
Because my hate is total weaksauce
I actually do not even know you very well
But nonetheless, I hate you
And your car is safe
I will not cut your brakeline
Or soak your A/C filter with ether
Because at the end of the day
Hating you is not worth my time or energy

You will have gastritis. And I will cackle with glee!

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