Sunday, January 01, 2012

Trader Joe's Green Drink Mix

Thirty servings later
I am feeling better
Every serving makes me
Feel a little better
So now that I am stronger
I will deputize random children
To be my sons and daughters
And I will send them unto the distant lands
Like Banning
And they will speak of me
Telling of their indoctrination
Into my newly formed child's army
And I will eventually accept a plea agreement
To avoid a state prison sentence
After the Dodge Dakota full of kids
Arrives at the Chatigny Recreation Center
With what could have been
The beginning of everything good

My army would have started in Banning! Your children will make brilliant soldiers!

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