Saturday, January 07, 2012

Clam Liquor

you used clam liquor
to seduce the bread man
I knew there were bread men
but not in California
it turns out there are bread men
bread men in California
bad men easily lured
the seduced bread man endures
he hides indoors
and leaves crumbs on floors
I am jealous of the bread man
and even though you seduced him with clam liquor
I will be there for you
after I kill him with a Sunbeam toaster
he may hide and evade
and try to use sesame seeds for trade
but he is a dead man
the California bread man

Don't bring clams home! Clams!

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