Mycoprotein

I brought my mycoprotein to the "Horoshi Dance Bar"
and was told to leave by three men and a girl-child
The girl-child's name was "Spider"
The three men were named "Matthew" and "Carl"
Spider used a basket for transportation
and had an allergy to hay
Matthew and Carl walked back into the bar
and I dumped Spider onto the sidewalk
which was more like a horizontal concrete window

Go out dancing once in a while. You seem unhappy!