Thursday, November 24, 2011


we lost our stomachs for the hunt on the first night
when Buddy Lawrence made a knife out of a magazine
and repeatedly stabbed an aging map of Pasadena

one of those LED lightbars from Home Depot stopped working
and we had to recruit our nephew to hold up a Coleman lantern
the smell of white gas reigniting childhood memories intentionally forgotten

we were able to bury Kristy McNichol's ratty pantsuit
with little resistance from the historical society's busybodies
once we replaced the protective Lexan® viewing shield

Apologize to General Electric today. Your family already knows you're sorry.

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