Substance H

your seatbelt tastes like sweat
or maybe woven vinyl is naturally salty
don't you ever clean the interior?
you read like a child
mouthing the words as you go along
do you do that when you drive?

Haiku Mouth Reader
you read with your mouth
like your eyes control your lips
each blink is a pause

The $16.99 "Gold Wash" is a ripoff. Your interior is still filthy.