You get your boracium from plants
Your pants are disgusting
Why won't you obey the Elders?
I'm pulling an "Aztec Parent" maneuver on you
Replacing the gasoline in your motorbike
With Cranapple
Diet Cranapple
Respect the Elders. Drink fake juice!
With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!
Monday, October 31, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Acidic Bog-Water
Jupiter is a planet
Adidas is a shoe
One is larger than the Earth
The other is a shoe
The Outback is a steakhouse
A cupcake is a cake
One serves awful food to jerks
The other is a cake
Late at night I dream of the final battle. Bodies of men. Head of cattle.
Adidas is a shoe
One is larger than the Earth
The other is a shoe
The Outback is a steakhouse
A cupcake is a cake
One serves awful food to jerks
The other is a cake
Late at night I dream of the final battle. Bodies of men. Head of cattle.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Phosphorous
when you were just small
you took apart my Zippo
cylindrical flints
the wick left smudges
oily soot on your fingers
you ruined my lighter
Childhood is temporary. Adulthood is temporary.
you took apart my Zippo
cylindrical flints
the wick left smudges
oily soot on your fingers
you ruined my lighter
Childhood is temporary. Adulthood is temporary.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sodium Benzoate
you taught me hate
sodium benzoate
you slapped my date
sodium benzoate
you broke my left arm
and I cried out loud
sodium benzoate
sodium benzoate
Use surgery to mend your abdomen. You have the infection!
sodium benzoate
you slapped my date
sodium benzoate
you broke my left arm
and I cried out loud
sodium benzoate
sodium benzoate
Use surgery to mend your abdomen. You have the infection!
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Jean Anouilh (fenugreek)
your book is really funny
I read it every night
your deep interpretations
make me feel all right
I want to get to know you
but you have passed away
I think you might have been a bore
anyway
Your spice mixes lack freshness. You lack the "zammo" flavor that we all desire. Zammo!
I read it every night
your deep interpretations
make me feel all right
I want to get to know you
but you have passed away
I think you might have been a bore
anyway
Your spice mixes lack freshness. You lack the "zammo" flavor that we all desire. Zammo!
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Potassium (from potash)
church bus repair clinic
divorced comedians (comics)
false memory of a Cape Cod clam shack
a falling-out in Lakewood
your Pam Dawber potash fantasy
We all hoard thoughts. We are thoughtful!
divorced comedians (comics)
false memory of a Cape Cod clam shack
your surgeon skipped townAmbien party dress
after the Neil Young tribute band
failed to play any Neil Young songs
a falling-out in Lakewood
your Pam Dawber potash fantasy
We all hoard thoughts. We are thoughtful!
Friday, October 21, 2011
Lake Water
We drank lake water
We did not get sick
Then we ate unwashed spinach
And we were fine
But now you have chemical sensitivities
And you believe black mold lives in the wall
I'd offer you a glass of wine, but the sulfites would kill you. You wouldn't know anaphylaxis if it bit off your head!
We did not get sick
Then we ate unwashed spinach
And we were fine
But now you have chemical sensitivities
And you believe black mold lives in the wall
I'd offer you a glass of wine, but the sulfites would kill you. You wouldn't know anaphylaxis if it bit off your head!
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Corn Husks
you used corn husks
as a shield against the pain
and then the country music
helped me find an ARCO
or maybe it was Costco
whatever the case
you found an Iowa solution
to a Wall Street problem
You could own a boat. You do not own a boat.
as a shield against the pain
and then the country music
helped me find an ARCO
or maybe it was Costco
whatever the case
you found an Iowa solution
to a Wall Street problem
You could own a boat. You do not own a boat.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Procyandins
You wore your Planned Parenthood bathrobe
You used your John Travolta voice
Your acceptance speech was moving
Now get out of here
Leave your computer
I like your computer
I completely forgot what I was saying. Is this thing still on?
You used your John Travolta voice
Your acceptance speech was moving
Now get out of here
Leave your computer
I like your computer
I completely forgot what I was saying. Is this thing still on?
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Inulin
I was taken aside by Important Woman.
She said to me:
She said to me:
She said to me:
Your nutrients have really gone off track. My people will no longer fund your project.I told her I would get back to the basics, like John Ritter, Ed Asner, and that maybe I would introduce Gabe Kaplan.
She said to me:
Gabe Kaplan value-train uses bread-money to liquify our Asner Mummies to bottle and sell to Pfizer or Dista.I used Kaplan-medicine on my Ritter-neck. Give me my funding!
Monday, October 10, 2011
Barley Grass
picnic basket
severed hand
checkered blanket
bluegrass band
autumn day
sowed regret
an afternoon I shan't forget
Don't take rubbing alcohol literally. Don't take anything!
severed hand
checkered blanket
bluegrass band
autumn day
sowed regret
an afternoon I shan't forget
Don't take rubbing alcohol literally. Don't take anything!
Sunday, October 09, 2011
Occupy Metrosideros
we took a flowering shrub
and a clawfoot tub
we built a bank for dineros
lined with metrosideros
we were buoyed by the market
and shopped at Walmart and Target
we bought rawhide for our perros
in the shade of the flowering metrosideros
Occupy everything. You exist for now, so bring it, bitches!
and a clawfoot tub
we built a bank for dineros
lined with metrosideros
we were buoyed by the market
and shopped at Walmart and Target
we bought rawhide for our perros
in the shade of the flowering metrosideros
Occupy everything. You exist for now, so bring it, bitches!
Saturday, October 08, 2011
Taxus Baccata
we bought the overpriced Audible Variants disc
and we were happy
we found it at:
http://visualnutrients.bigcartel.com/
and we continued being stupid
Don't be stupid! Use a rarefied bird.
and we were happy
we found it at:
http://visualnutrients.bigcartel.com/
and we continued being stupid
Don't be stupid! Use a rarefied bird.
Thursday, October 06, 2011
Jeryl Lynn (B Level)
we were supposed to meet up at Donahoo's
or really just a few doors down
at the Aegis Pomona clinic
but you were a no-show
it was a few weeks later that we learned
about you becoming a mump
you had raided one of those "medical waste" containers
and grabbed the first useable rig
and now you are a mump
you look like a nipple
and your head is a bump
you are a mump
You do not have to become like Jer. Please continue with either methadone or chicken!
or really just a few doors down
at the Aegis Pomona clinic
but you were a no-show
it was a few weeks later that we learned
about you becoming a mump
you had raided one of those "medical waste" containers
and grabbed the first useable rig
and now you are a mump
you look like a nipple
and your head is a bump
you are a mump
You do not have to become like Jer. Please continue with either methadone or chicken!
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Xanthomonas Campestris (cat food)
we talked about the cat food
we talked about the cat
it seems the cat is unlicensed
we have an unlicensed cat
the laws about cats have been broken
we are the ones breaking the laws
if witnesses end up subpoenaed
there will be bibles beneath kitty paws
If your child asks you whether you believe in god, just lie. You have no choice!
we talked about the cat
it seems the cat is unlicensed
we have an unlicensed cat
the laws about cats have been broken
we are the ones breaking the laws
if witnesses end up subpoenaed
there will be bibles beneath kitty paws
If your child asks you whether you believe in god, just lie. You have no choice!
Sunday, October 02, 2011
Substance H
your seatbelt tastes like sweat
or maybe woven vinyl is naturally salty
don't you ever clean the interior?
you read like a child
mouthing the words as you go along
do you do that when you drive?
or maybe woven vinyl is naturally salty
don't you ever clean the interior?
you read like a child
mouthing the words as you go along
do you do that when you drive?
Haiku Mouth ReaderThe $16.99 "Gold Wash" is a ripoff. Your interior is still filthy.
you read with your mouth
like your eyes control your lips
each blink is a pause
Saturday, October 01, 2011
Ritter Albumin
The cornstarch thickened evening sky
The post-apocolyptic drama
You tell me you're too weak to cry
Donkey Monkey Llama
The windows of the tract home
Are fogged with stale ammonia
If you ever feared you'd die alone
Donkey Monkey Llama
The sentence you've been given
Lacks only for a comma
A pause that means you're living
Donkey Monkey Llama
Think twice before you make your decision. That means nothing.
The post-apocolyptic drama
You tell me you're too weak to cry
Donkey Monkey Llama
The windows of the tract home
Are fogged with stale ammonia
If you ever feared you'd die alone
Donkey Monkey Llama
The sentence you've been given
Lacks only for a comma
A pause that means you're living
Donkey Monkey Llama
Think twice before you make your decision. That means nothing.
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