With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
My wife says that ducks don't nurse That only mammals nurse "Have you seen actual duck nipples?" she asks I can't say I have is what I say in response
The world really does make sense. Then your air disappears.