Inulin

if Wormy Ed Asner would give you inulin
we would have something to talk about
we would be able to look directly at one another with a sense of knowing
and comfort
Mr. Asner does not give you inulin
because he is possessive and mean
he is no stranger to the perils of love
and desperation

Haiku Prebiotic Shield
nature gives you worms
making you unattractive
god, you're so wormy

Give your daughters inulin. Wormy Ed won't.