With the waitress gone and Tiny Suzie wielding obvious control over coworkers and customers alike, Suzie opened the envelope, unfolded the folded paper with writing on it, and read aloud:
density derivative estimation at boundary pointsTiny Suzie refolded the paper with writing on it and placed it back in the envelope. A new waitress (who had also been crying) screwed up my order and I ended up with sour cream on my breakfast burrito.
I tried to be good for both you and the boys
and while I know it's surprising to hear I can't function
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A little extra pampering can make you feel like a million bucks!