Sunday, May 22, 2011

Dihydroxyacetone (Addendum, pt. I)

the Steves don't have to shave
because the core temperature of the Sun is damnably hot
and it burns off their whiskers

the Steves don't have to pay taxes
because there is no government in the Sun
making it a libertarian's wet dream

and lastly, the Steves are all employed
because when you're in the Sun
you fucking work

Use appreciation of others as a way to assure yourself that you exist. Stare at the Sun and count the Steves!

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