Yeast (stop reading if responsible)

I bought my neighbor a shovel
Because he lived in a hovel
And lacked the read of my novel

I gave my neighbor a present
Not a Pillsbury crescent
Pheasant

My neighbor is a chicken
A hen to be exact (three hens)
Chicken chicken chicken

You are still reading this
(Please stop reading NOW if you are responsible)
You drink chicken piss
I do not know how you get the piss of chickens
But you drink it and you disgust me
How awful it is what you do

Draw a picture of a clock on an envelope. Obey dumb commands!