When your "religious retreats" became a weekly event
And you began stocking up on Hunt's® Tomato Sauce
I had four questions that I kept to myself:
1. Will a healing poultice cure you?
2. Should I kill you in your sleep?
3. Was there ever a Godzilla Doodle Art poster?
4. Why was my car repossessed?
When I found your Post-It® note about Dwight D. Eisenhower's warning
I had three concerns that I kept to myself:
1. Worship of a reptile is forbidden by my "personal rules"
2. You sauce girls are complicated, to say the least
3. I miss my car, Lizard Sauce Queen
Stop reading Visual Nutrients. Learn a Chilean custom, just in case!
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