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Sunday, March 06, 2011
Rye or Whatever
You had food or something
And this big dog (it was your dog) misbehaved and pulled your arm down
Which would have been fine if you were walking instead of driving
I will not eat in your car because you do not drive in my kitchen!
If I were your publicist, I would at this point start insisting that writers refer to you as "history's greatest genius."
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