With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Melatonin
massive disappointment
the kitchen staff had obviously fled
leaving fruit flies suspended in mid air
russets squinting through a thin brown plastic bag
and an autumn-themed oven mitt
Have that dream where you can't reach the steering wheel!
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