Corn Oil

It used to be a given
That oil was made from corn
At least 'twas true for salad oil
Matt Damon/Jason Bourne
A corn processing secret
It makes the oil romantic
Leonardo Dicaprio
Was good in The Titanic
Corn oil
Corn oil
Corn oil
A mole can make a mountain
On which it climbs a man
But Corporal Squirrel
Demands corn oil
Corn oil
Go to just a little bit of hell
Corn oil
Stupid movies, Sergeant Crow
Florence Henderson is limping
Corn oil

Lieutenant Cassidy halts your protest. You fear the crossing guard!