Friday, February 25, 2011

Potassium Hydroxide

Honeywell, Raytheon, and McDonnell Douglas
Our collective fathers leached off those particular teats
And who could blame them?
To have a wife in a box
And bridge mix on the card tables
And a Tom Collins recipe to die for
What a fucking coup!
But it did not work now, did it?
The wives went nuts. Or gay. Or both.
And all of those companies became Boeing and dicked our fathers over
While we all got therapy to justify our hatred
And our collective fathers passed on
While we mollified our crazy gay mothers
And went to Cost Plus to buy substandard bridge mix

Our fathers meant well, but were really off the mark!

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