With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Calcium Carbonate (Three Joke Haiku)
he was bon-i-fied
put her drink onto my tab
that's shale in the treads
Don't ever get your hopes up. Remember your leafy greens!
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