Strained Lotus

she told me to meet her at the Strained Lotus
and when I asked about the cuisine she said
it's about a D+
the restaurant was more crowded than I expected
and the county considered it a B establishment
the plum wine kept coming
and so did she but that story can be told
another time
I was too drunk to drive and I asked her for a taxi
and she said she didn't have one
I had one but that story can be told
another time
we ended up at her place which is funny because
it's my place too
we had the leftovers boxed and we left them in the cab
which is fine because she was right about it
being a D+

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