Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Methylene Chloride (turn the channel)

I recently received a complaint from a woman
Who blamed Visual Nutrients for her son's allergic reaction
To althea root
And it's not that I don't feel bad
About her stupid kid's decision
To read a nutrient he had a known allergy to
I guess I just feel bad
That I received a complaint
Because reading Visual Nutrients is a choice
And most of the time it's a healthy choice

Do not read tonight's nutrient! Reading is never completely safe.


  1. Anonymous11:48 AM

    What is an epi-pen? Can you use it to draw peanuts?

  2. Wrote you a long letter, then lost it trying to post under a different blog name - have now just put your link on my blog too