Visual Nutrients

With my new "Optitopsysmosis" technology, you'll get the nutrients you need! How does this work? Well, a simple explanation is this: when you read (like right now), there is a tiny moment when the words are flying through the air toward your eyes. The pattern of the flying words, if correctly coded using the Optitopsysmosis technology, will allow the individual letters to capture Moleculonutrients and deliver them to your body via the eyes. So please, read on and enjoy a healthier life!

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Mink Oil (processed using the harm reduction model)

Chief Namba brought out chicken eggs
And showed us how to crack them
Using our thoughts
The eggshells split perfectly in half
And the whites and the yolks
Defied gravity
Waiting for Chief Namba to teach us
Another fucking mind trick

Try exfoliating a car!

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Anonymous9:32 AM
Try exfoliating a car like Brad Shitt and Jennifer Anustown did at the Brownsville Station. Brad Shitt and Jennifer just splitt. He gave her a ticket to ride...a ticket to Browntown. Exfoliate that asshole!
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