Sunday, November 28, 2004


Out in the garage
I found our dog's old shock collar
The one that we never had the heart to use
And I noticed the wet concrete
On which sat my entire record collection
The wet cardboard boxes peeled easily away
Revealing the Who's Zoo bootleg
And the Cabaret Voltaire 12-inch
And the Ultra-man picture disc
Thousands of my prized albums, ruined
I put the shock collar around my neck and barked
I barked until the sun went down

Almost everything you do is forgettable! Have some tea!


  1. I am so, so sorry.

  2. Anonymous6:36 PM

    Joel please tell me this is just a made-up story. I don't think I can stand thinking of your legendary record collection being fucked up.