Camphor (Tapatio con Julep)

My back is really sore from moving my mother-in-law
My mother must have been sore after having me
I'm sore at my mother for being half of me
My mother's lawyer plays tricks on her
Leaving Hallmark cards outside her bedroom window
With cartoon carrots saying, "Luv ya a bunch"

Grab the world by the horns. The world has horns!