Ethanol

Looking good and dressing well were the two things that Jessie could do right. When it came to small talk and playful banter, he would always sour the mood by using unnecessary verbs.

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Haiku Verb

to do the jog walk

run. stop. run. spit. finish. last.

verbs live in grade school

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Jessie never fell for fads, like friendship bracelets and bandsaw challenge. His head, like the motor of his heart, was all about following OSHA guidelines.

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Try ingesting ethanol with a group of friends! Finish last!