Licorice

Often confused with anus
Your word jokes aren't funny
Your word jokes are tiresome
You have a good heart,
So why do you rape language?
I say, in a high voice, "Not funny is not rape!"
And then I say, indignantly, "Tiresome is not rape!"
And you say that I have a good heart
and that I know what you're talking about
And I don't argue
Not because I know it's true,
But because I have confused language and sex
Rape has confused language (W)ith sex
(H)eart has confused language (W)ith love

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