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Electricians avoid making potty-talk. Plumbers even avoid making potty-talk. Ill-behaved children and those who over-use hyphens can avoid potty-talk, but it takes discipline. Plumbers without adequate social resources tend to have low self-esteem and higher incidences of documented potty-talk. Electricians who are disabled because of on-the-job, work-related, doing-what-they-were-being-paid-to-do types of injuries often fall back into a lifestyle of potty-talk. Over-hyphenaters brought up in a super-conflicted immedio-familio mileau (words imported by Wescon, a division of Seabridge Corporate Alliance) will often display a thwarted utilization of self-discipline, thus leading to ever-increasing hyphenation that directly correlates with mega-usage of bathroom-verbiage (this simple translation of the term "potty-talk" was assisted by Memory of Things Learned, a division of Seabridge Corporate Alliance).

Your parents used you as an excuse for their ever-increasing distance from one-another!