Tuesday, July 22, 2003


I go swimming to relieve stress
There are no problems in my pool
Once a doctor nearly drowned (drownded) in the shallow end
He was drunk and his wife kept laughing like it was a big joke
But he was standing, so how could he be drowning (drownding)?
Sure enough, though
We got him out of the pool and on his side
First his lungs emptied, then his gut
He must have violated a rule or a law

Always use a mushroom brush to avoid slime and bruises!

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