The nutrient for today is vitamin C. Since this is the first time many of you have been exposed to the Optitopsysmosis method, please do not worry about the contents of what you are reading. The pattern of words, including letters and punctuation, is specifically designed to bring you nutrition. Any seemingly offensive or nonsensical series of words is simply the necessary order and not meant in any way to upset or confuse you.
Vitamin C
Runny vomit laughs at quiet rabbit! Synthesize your marine corps. No hairy face-job on this turkey-baster. Onions in the oval office for Rubbermaid implications. Cannot fault you for research on children. Keep the sun up! Dad...NO! Oh shit, do we have any bandages? I said DO WE HAVE ANY BANDAGES?! Hang in there...John Travolta made a sandwich out of his congealed cream. John Travolta brings quiet rabbit to suffer. John Travolta brings Dad home in pieces. Keep the sun up! Oh please don't let turkey-baster through the pig-field. Strep throat army knife.
There! Now you've had your full day's supply of vitamin C!
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