Iron (rusted)

You borrowed my moth

And drove it better than I ever could have

So now I have to hug you

It's not that I don't understand

I was "resting on my laurels"

Whatever the heck that means

But the basic idea is that my lack of impetus

Gave you the right to co-opt my moth privileges

You are correct

I was too wrapped up in my own moth

To see that I had a real moth

But now I am a moth

And you have crossed the line

Basically driving like a moth

Leave moth people alone. They are not always car moth.

Clam Juice (organic clam)

You showed me your shell collection

They were all clam shells

Which is great

But not impressive

You started to tell me about clam variety

And while I verbally agreed

I mentally thought you were stupid

Now had you introduced the collection

As a clam shell collection

Instead of a shell collection

I would have considered you a genius

But you chose the wrong words

And that is unforgivable

Think about your words. You may be dealing with an asshole!

Zinc: Redux in Blue

You give me that fish-face

The one where you're mad

And have the face of a fish

Not an exotic or prehistoric fish

But a trout or a bass

A normal fish face

So I respond by taking a bait-stance

The stance I take when I fear your madness

And I become a salmon egg

At the end of a treble hook

And we come together in violence

Your lip, gill, or throat is now pierced

And though you may taste me

You will die before I can become a part of you

And the god that has orchestrated this

Drinks Hamm's and thinks his son might be gay

Fishing for rainbow trout with your son? Brown trout might be the ticket.

Calcium Citrate

Matt Damon brings flowers to Matthew Broderick

Nicholas Cage brings restrictions to Nick Nolte

The pictue hangs crooked

Perhaps the walls are not true

Or maybe things just aren't right

I could give you a parade of celebrities

And cloak the meaning of this nutrient in wordplay

But at the end of the day

We are left with an artwork askew

And a smokescreen of distractions

To hide something so simple and forgiveable

Use wall anchors to protect your drywall. Insurance is a lie.

Zinc 15mg

You brought me the zinc and the strength was 15 milligrams

I listed the actors I know:

Jack Nicholson

Tom Cruise 

Tom Hanks

Tom Sawyer

Tom Collins

Tom Boy

And then I looked to see if the capsules were gelatin

And they were

Zinc has been proven to cure disease. So why are we so sick?